This was inspired by the Changmin secret diary i read given by Frances. we were laughing hard and i decided to make mine. I will add the diary entries once I have my adrenaline pumping. Thanks to saz and zai for inspiring me to post this. credits to the girl who posted the min secret diary...
JAEMIN’S SECRET DIARY
This was done during their Balloon days. Changmin encouraged Jaejoong to have a shared diary.
DAY 1
Jaejoong: Bought new pair of pants but Yoochun stole it from my closet. I stole it back
Changmin: Tried to cook for my boo but ended up a disaster. Even the cats don’t like it
DAY 3
Jaejoong: I saw Min talking to a cute girl. He smiles a lot. Why am I feeling strange? Should I steal the girl or steal Min?
Changmin: Jae Hyung is not talking to me. Maybe because of the breakfast. Or he doesn’t have enough sleep after we watched two dramas last night
DAY 5
Jaejoong: Monster Yunho and dolphin Junsu teamed up to steal my food. I tried to save it but they ate them all. Changmin brought me two lunchboxes.
Changmin: I caught two culprits: in denial Junsu and trying to be innocent Yunho. They said they are just trying to taste the food but they are already halfway eating it.
DAY 7
Jaejoong: Manager-ssi told us to have a nice rest coz we will have 2 weeks non stop of work. I decided to play with Yoochun. Changmin is caught reading yaoi. Junsu is feasting on him.
Changmin: I am in trial. Junsu hyung is loving it. I should take revenge tomorrow. I will steal his hentai mangas.
DAY 11
Jaejoong: First fitting day for balloons costume. I want a bunny suit but Yoochun snatched it from me. He woke up earlier than I expected and convinced the costume designers that it is better for him. I am still negotiating with the noonas. I want it badly!!! I don’t want to be a sheep.
Changmin: Yoochun hyung is the first one to wake up. It is a very rare occasion. I want food.. nothing else.
DAY 14
Jaejoong: Tired from a three-day PV filming. Will fly to Japan later. I want a nap but annoying Junsu is in a high after winning the football match with Yoochun. I will kick them out of the room soon or send them to Neverland.
Changmin: Junsu hyung is on fire. I should have been the one who will kick his ass. I kissed Jaejoong hyung while asleep. He is pretty while asleep.
DAY 17
Jaejoong: I read Min’s entry..woah! I should get even soon. I thought he doesn’t like stealing kisses? Mobster Yunho is in a loose again. He is implementing lots of rules..The most annoying one: no TV and food after 12? What the?
Changmin: King Yunho is becoming autocratic again. TV after 12 is okay but food?? Noooooooooo
DAY 20
Jaejoong: Junsu and Yoochun are now with alliances with Hwangsaragi Yunho. Changmin and I will make their alliances break. I will sway Junsu to join our secret group. I will bribe him with a new toy.
Changmin: Aaahhh..We have a late night show and I can’t eat after that. I didn’t get Yunho’s towel even if our assistant asks me to. I still hate him.
DAY 25
Jaejoong: Yunho is sick with flu and Changmin is his nurse. I guess we forgot about alliances now. I convinced Yunho not to sing for tonight’s show. He cannot dance too. Junsu will be working hard tonight to make up for Yunho’s part.
Changmin: I didn’t wish him to get sick. Make him feel better. I take back my hate feeling. Why am I not getting sick after being with him for two days now? Manager hyung doesn’t want me to be checked in the hospital.
DAY 30
Jaejoong: Yunho is still sick but he is being a super hero again. He should be listening to me and not to dance for tonight’s award’s night. Junsu is down with flu also. Can I do both of their parts? I need a miracle.
Changmin: Yoochun hyung is having asthma attacks. He is secretly inhaling his medicine backstage. Yunho hyung is stubborn and still want s to dance. Junsu is not in good shape. I need to step up.
DAY 33
Jaejoong: I think I am down with a flu too. Junsu should be isolated but he is always in my bed. His towel is lying near my bedside. This kid needs some lessons with me. I can’t hug Min. This is bad.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is irritable. I just asked for a hug. It doesn’t matter if he hasn’t showered yet. I want a HUG.
DAY 38
Jaejoong: Good thing Changmin’s medicines still work for me. I can kiss him again. Ooops..Yunho is reading..gotta edit this..I hate him when he is sneaking behind my back. I need to buy gifts for my nephew and nieces. I missed them already.
Changmin: Jessica noona is here again. I don’t hate her but every time she chats with Jae hyung my blood boils automatically. Am I being too possessive?
DAY 40
Jaejoong: I like the red costume for the photo shoot and again…I didn’t get it. I need to yell at Changmin but I don’t want him to cry. I don’t like yellow. Period.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is talking with the noonas again. Why is being maknae a liability?
DAY 43
Jaejoong: Why is Yunho boxing? Argh..Junsu didn’t clean the toilet again. He deserves a beating again but Yoochun is asking for a more diplomatic way of teaching him a lesson. Junsu needs to be quarantined.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung didn’t make me breakfast because of Junsu hyung. But he brought me my new rubber ducky and loofah! OOhh he wants me scrub his back eh? Naughty Jaejae!
DAY 50
Jaejoong: It’s almost Junsu’s bday. I bought him a shirt with unique wordings on it: DON’T EAT JUST STARE…I bet he can’t read this yet. But I will be dead if he can. I need to convince Chunnie not to translate for him.
Changmin: I wanted to bake a cake for Junsu hyung but I forgot to buy baking powder. Should I just make him sandwiches? Just by planning it I am already hungry!!!
DAY 52
Jaejoong: Why is Jessica not visiting me? I need to polish my English skills to keep up with Min. I don’t want to sound stupid with him.
Changmin: Why is Jae hyung going to SNSD’s quarters? *pouts* I should be accompanying him. Temptation is too much. Do not tuch my boo.
DAY 55
Jaejoong: Changmin will be having a solo phoro shoot with a Japanese girl. He is excited about it and can’t even sleep thinking about it. I won’t let him sleep beside me. I will just shop til we drop with Chunnie and Yunnie.
Changmin: Oh my! I am nervous for my solo photo shoot. Why me? Where is everybody?
DAY 57
Jaejoong: Too many award shows and practice for concert. I can’t even have a serious date. How did Yoochun manages to sneak out with a chick last night? Maybe I am too tired to notice it.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is cranky again. He needs my massage.
DAY 60
Jaejoong: I can’t move my right middle toe. It has been like this after I accidentally stepped on Junsu while dancing. He is glaring at me again coz he almost lost his shoe again. I should make him his fave dinner to make up for it.
Changmin: My sister went to our pad. She wants to see Yunho hyung. I made a lie. She will just ask for an autograph for her classmate. Why do they have to ask hyung and not me?
DAY 63
Jaejoong: Why is Junsu missing? This is an emergency for us because we need him for the completion of the dance choreo. Problematic Yunho is on the move again. Junho is out of reach.
Changmin: Junsu hyung doesn’t want me to tell a lie but if I tell them the truth we will be both dead. Otoke?
DAY 65
Jaejoong: Junsu is back and Changmin is explaining again. Why does he have to conspire with him? Yunho is being considerate again. Those angelic smile of Junsu and Changmin’s mismatched eyes are still effective.
Changmin: Thank GOD he comes back alive. Junho should not risk his brother’s singing to pass his subject. I wont do it again even if hyung pleads to me. It is nerve wracking.
DAY 66
Jaejoong: Two days before Christmas and I still don’t have my wish list. Yoochun is having his long list again. I can’t give him my Louis Vutton bag. I think I know what to give to Minnie-ah.
Changmin: It is an exciting day for me but I dunno why. Jae hyung said we will go to their restaurant/house today. I accidentally deleted Junsu hyung’s music files. Should I hire an expert to recover before telling him or inform him right away, Either way, I am dead.
DAY 70
Jaejoong: Junsu is not with speaking terms with his room mate. I can’t save Minnie. He needs to recover 10 gb of music files. He hasn’t slept for 3 days now. Yunho is being naggy again. Yoochun has his monthly period and just fiddling with his piano.
Changmin: I can’t write…need sleep.
DAY 72
Jaejoong: Junsu is busy composing again. I love the melodies coming out from his room. Min and him are talking now. Good thing they have settled out the problems. Yunho is practicing again. It is nerve wracking to hear him practice even in the shower.
Changmin: Junsu hyung offered his piano to me. He even asked my opinion about his new composition.
DAY 75
Jaejoong: Another year will pass and we are going strong. Changmin wished for a strawberry cake but I want an apple pie. Junsu will be delivering pizzas for the less-fortunate. Yoochun signed up as his assistant. Why are they making it as an exclusive party?
Changmin: Yunho hyung is strange today. He sounds giddy but not saying anything. I should investigate his itinerary for the day.
DAY 78
Jaejoong: I need a haircut and new hair color but they all oppose the color and style I want. What’s wrong with a bluish streak in a Mohawk?
Changmin: Yoochun hyung had collab with me and we are finishing a sad song. I want my boo to sing the main parts of course.
DAY 83
Jaejoong: I am asking Min if its okay if I add more piercing but he just smirked at me. Sometimes I just wish he could answer me a straight answer. He is taking out his book of golden rules again.
Changmin: Why does Jae hyung have to consult me about his piercing if he will still do it? I hate him but i love him. I should check how the piercing will be done.
DAY 85
Jaejoong: Is it Junsu’s bday again? Why does he have to get another date rest when we are all working hard to finish an up tempo song? I need him to teach me the dance steps. He is a great teacher than Yunho.
Changmin: Good thing Jaejoong hyung is not asking Yunho’s help. Too much Yunjae fics are already spreading the net. Good thing I know the truth.
DAY 89
Jaejoong: Changmin is not talking to me after our guesting in XMan. I just followed the script. I thought we have talked about the work stops there after the camera went off?
Changmin: Jae hyung is enjoying his flirty moves with those guests again. Even if he says it is in the script, I could sense he is hitting on them again. I personally chose Hwang Bo but she chooses a sexy girl. He even sticks out his tongue while dancing and staring?
DAY 92
Jaejoong: I miss the one-touch from Min. He is in Japan right now for his solo interview. Too bad I cant go with him. Yunho is being uptight again. Junsu is a cry baby after losing by a point in a match with Yoochun.
Changmin: I miss all of them. Of course especially my boo. But this is a good thing coz I could buy the boots for his surprise bday celeb.
DAY 94
Jaejoong: Changmin is back and I have never been happier but Yunho isn’t smiling. Is he jealous again? I heard when he has a solo interview that YunJae is real. Is he reviving the past now?
Changmin: I can’t help myself but kiss Jaejoong hyung in front of my stylist. Good thing Yunho was not there. Junsu is asking for his present even I am still in the airport. He doesn’t even bother to ask me if I am okay. Yoochun hyung has already finished our new song, can’t wait to hear it.
DAY 98
Jaejoong: I have dark circles under my eyes. I am thinking if I will go with Yunho first for our YunJae photo shoot or help Min finish up our couple talk..darn..this is hard.
Changmin: I waited fo Jae hyung to come out of their room but Chunnie told me he left with Yunho hyung. He didn’t even kiss me goodbye.
Junsu: He tried to kiss you but you almost punch him..hahaha
DAY 100
Jaejoong: Tomorrow will be my bday and Changmin is still not talking to me. Should I just pass this day and end up in his room? Chunnie and Junsu conspire with me. They will be leaving us together tonight but I dunno about Yunnie. He is still not coming out of his room. Strange.
Changmin: Should I still play hard to get even if I miss his kisses and hugs? I bought two boxes of his fave chocolates, flowers and begged Yuchun to wrap up the boots. I should have checked it if it’s really the boots I bought or he has replaced it with something else. What if Yunho and him has plans for tonight?
JAEMIN’S SECRET DIARY
This was done during their Balloon days. Changmin encouraged Jaejoong to have a shared diary.
DAY 1
Jaejoong: Bought new pair of pants but Yoochun stole it from my closet. I stole it back
Changmin: Tried to cook for my boo but ended up a disaster. Even the cats don’t like it
DAY 3
Jaejoong: I saw Min talking to a cute girl. He smiles a lot. Why am I feeling strange? Should I steal the girl or steal Min?
Changmin: Jae Hyung is not talking to me. Maybe because of the breakfast. Or he doesn’t have enough sleep after we watched two dramas last night
DAY 5
Jaejoong: Monster Yunho and dolphin Junsu teamed up to steal my food. I tried to save it but they ate them all. Changmin brought me two lunchboxes.
Changmin: I caught two culprits: in denial Junsu and trying to be innocent Yunho. They said they are just trying to taste the food but they are already halfway eating it.
DAY 7
Jaejoong: Manager-ssi told us to have a nice rest coz we will have 2 weeks non stop of work. I decided to play with Yoochun. Changmin is caught reading yaoi. Junsu is feasting on him.
Changmin: I am in trial. Junsu hyung is loving it. I should take revenge tomorrow. I will steal his hentai mangas.
DAY 11
Jaejoong: First fitting day for balloons costume. I want a bunny suit but Yoochun snatched it from me. He woke up earlier than I expected and convinced the costume designers that it is better for him. I am still negotiating with the noonas. I want it badly!!! I don’t want to be a sheep.
Changmin: Yoochun hyung is the first one to wake up. It is a very rare occasion. I want food.. nothing else.
DAY 14
Jaejoong: Tired from a three-day PV filming. Will fly to Japan later. I want a nap but annoying Junsu is in a high after winning the football match with Yoochun. I will kick them out of the room soon or send them to Neverland.
Changmin: Junsu hyung is on fire. I should have been the one who will kick his ass. I kissed Jaejoong hyung while asleep. He is pretty while asleep.
DAY 17
Jaejoong: I read Min’s entry..woah! I should get even soon. I thought he doesn’t like stealing kisses? Mobster Yunho is in a loose again. He is implementing lots of rules..The most annoying one: no TV and food after 12? What the?
Changmin: King Yunho is becoming autocratic again. TV after 12 is okay but food?? Noooooooooo
DAY 20
Jaejoong: Junsu and Yoochun are now with alliances with Hwangsaragi Yunho. Changmin and I will make their alliances break. I will sway Junsu to join our secret group. I will bribe him with a new toy.
Changmin: Aaahhh..We have a late night show and I can’t eat after that. I didn’t get Yunho’s towel even if our assistant asks me to. I still hate him.
DAY 25
Jaejoong: Yunho is sick with flu and Changmin is his nurse. I guess we forgot about alliances now. I convinced Yunho not to sing for tonight’s show. He cannot dance too. Junsu will be working hard tonight to make up for Yunho’s part.
Changmin: I didn’t wish him to get sick. Make him feel better. I take back my hate feeling. Why am I not getting sick after being with him for two days now? Manager hyung doesn’t want me to be checked in the hospital.
DAY 30
Jaejoong: Yunho is still sick but he is being a super hero again. He should be listening to me and not to dance for tonight’s award’s night. Junsu is down with flu also. Can I do both of their parts? I need a miracle.
Changmin: Yoochun hyung is having asthma attacks. He is secretly inhaling his medicine backstage. Yunho hyung is stubborn and still want s to dance. Junsu is not in good shape. I need to step up.
DAY 33
Jaejoong: I think I am down with a flu too. Junsu should be isolated but he is always in my bed. His towel is lying near my bedside. This kid needs some lessons with me. I can’t hug Min. This is bad.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is irritable. I just asked for a hug. It doesn’t matter if he hasn’t showered yet. I want a HUG.
DAY 38
Jaejoong: Good thing Changmin’s medicines still work for me. I can kiss him again. Ooops..Yunho is reading..gotta edit this..I hate him when he is sneaking behind my back. I need to buy gifts for my nephew and nieces. I missed them already.
Changmin: Jessica noona is here again. I don’t hate her but every time she chats with Jae hyung my blood boils automatically. Am I being too possessive?
DAY 40
Jaejoong: I like the red costume for the photo shoot and again…I didn’t get it. I need to yell at Changmin but I don’t want him to cry. I don’t like yellow. Period.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is talking with the noonas again. Why is being maknae a liability?
DAY 43
Jaejoong: Why is Yunho boxing? Argh..Junsu didn’t clean the toilet again. He deserves a beating again but Yoochun is asking for a more diplomatic way of teaching him a lesson. Junsu needs to be quarantined.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung didn’t make me breakfast because of Junsu hyung. But he brought me my new rubber ducky and loofah! OOhh he wants me scrub his back eh? Naughty Jaejae!
DAY 50
Jaejoong: It’s almost Junsu’s bday. I bought him a shirt with unique wordings on it: DON’T EAT JUST STARE…I bet he can’t read this yet. But I will be dead if he can. I need to convince Chunnie not to translate for him.
Changmin: I wanted to bake a cake for Junsu hyung but I forgot to buy baking powder. Should I just make him sandwiches? Just by planning it I am already hungry!!!
DAY 52
Jaejoong: Why is Jessica not visiting me? I need to polish my English skills to keep up with Min. I don’t want to sound stupid with him.
Changmin: Why is Jae hyung going to SNSD’s quarters? *pouts* I should be accompanying him. Temptation is too much. Do not tuch my boo.
DAY 55
Jaejoong: Changmin will be having a solo phoro shoot with a Japanese girl. He is excited about it and can’t even sleep thinking about it. I won’t let him sleep beside me. I will just shop til we drop with Chunnie and Yunnie.
Changmin: Oh my! I am nervous for my solo photo shoot. Why me? Where is everybody?
DAY 57
Jaejoong: Too many award shows and practice for concert. I can’t even have a serious date. How did Yoochun manages to sneak out with a chick last night? Maybe I am too tired to notice it.
Changmin: Jaejoong hyung is cranky again. He needs my massage.
DAY 60
Jaejoong: I can’t move my right middle toe. It has been like this after I accidentally stepped on Junsu while dancing. He is glaring at me again coz he almost lost his shoe again. I should make him his fave dinner to make up for it.
Changmin: My sister went to our pad. She wants to see Yunho hyung. I made a lie. She will just ask for an autograph for her classmate. Why do they have to ask hyung and not me?
DAY 63
Jaejoong: Why is Junsu missing? This is an emergency for us because we need him for the completion of the dance choreo. Problematic Yunho is on the move again. Junho is out of reach.
Changmin: Junsu hyung doesn’t want me to tell a lie but if I tell them the truth we will be both dead. Otoke?
DAY 65
Jaejoong: Junsu is back and Changmin is explaining again. Why does he have to conspire with him? Yunho is being considerate again. Those angelic smile of Junsu and Changmin’s mismatched eyes are still effective.
Changmin: Thank GOD he comes back alive. Junho should not risk his brother’s singing to pass his subject. I wont do it again even if hyung pleads to me. It is nerve wracking.
DAY 66
Jaejoong: Two days before Christmas and I still don’t have my wish list. Yoochun is having his long list again. I can’t give him my Louis Vutton bag. I think I know what to give to Minnie-ah.
Changmin: It is an exciting day for me but I dunno why. Jae hyung said we will go to their restaurant/house today. I accidentally deleted Junsu hyung’s music files. Should I hire an expert to recover before telling him or inform him right away, Either way, I am dead.
DAY 70
Jaejoong: Junsu is not with speaking terms with his room mate. I can’t save Minnie. He needs to recover 10 gb of music files. He hasn’t slept for 3 days now. Yunho is being naggy again. Yoochun has his monthly period and just fiddling with his piano.
Changmin: I can’t write…need sleep.
DAY 72
Jaejoong: Junsu is busy composing again. I love the melodies coming out from his room. Min and him are talking now. Good thing they have settled out the problems. Yunho is practicing again. It is nerve wracking to hear him practice even in the shower.
Changmin: Junsu hyung offered his piano to me. He even asked my opinion about his new composition.
DAY 75
Jaejoong: Another year will pass and we are going strong. Changmin wished for a strawberry cake but I want an apple pie. Junsu will be delivering pizzas for the less-fortunate. Yoochun signed up as his assistant. Why are they making it as an exclusive party?
Changmin: Yunho hyung is strange today. He sounds giddy but not saying anything. I should investigate his itinerary for the day.
DAY 78
Jaejoong: I need a haircut and new hair color but they all oppose the color and style I want. What’s wrong with a bluish streak in a Mohawk?
Changmin: Yoochun hyung had collab with me and we are finishing a sad song. I want my boo to sing the main parts of course.
DAY 83
Jaejoong: I am asking Min if its okay if I add more piercing but he just smirked at me. Sometimes I just wish he could answer me a straight answer. He is taking out his book of golden rules again.
Changmin: Why does Jae hyung have to consult me about his piercing if he will still do it? I hate him but i love him. I should check how the piercing will be done.
DAY 85
Jaejoong: Is it Junsu’s bday again? Why does he have to get another date rest when we are all working hard to finish an up tempo song? I need him to teach me the dance steps. He is a great teacher than Yunho.
Changmin: Good thing Jaejoong hyung is not asking Yunho’s help. Too much Yunjae fics are already spreading the net. Good thing I know the truth.
DAY 89
Jaejoong: Changmin is not talking to me after our guesting in XMan. I just followed the script. I thought we have talked about the work stops there after the camera went off?
Changmin: Jae hyung is enjoying his flirty moves with those guests again. Even if he says it is in the script, I could sense he is hitting on them again. I personally chose Hwang Bo but she chooses a sexy girl. He even sticks out his tongue while dancing and staring?
DAY 92
Jaejoong: I miss the one-touch from Min. He is in Japan right now for his solo interview. Too bad I cant go with him. Yunho is being uptight again. Junsu is a cry baby after losing by a point in a match with Yoochun.
Changmin: I miss all of them. Of course especially my boo. But this is a good thing coz I could buy the boots for his surprise bday celeb.
DAY 94
Jaejoong: Changmin is back and I have never been happier but Yunho isn’t smiling. Is he jealous again? I heard when he has a solo interview that YunJae is real. Is he reviving the past now?
Changmin: I can’t help myself but kiss Jaejoong hyung in front of my stylist. Good thing Yunho was not there. Junsu is asking for his present even I am still in the airport. He doesn’t even bother to ask me if I am okay. Yoochun hyung has already finished our new song, can’t wait to hear it.
DAY 98
Jaejoong: I have dark circles under my eyes. I am thinking if I will go with Yunho first for our YunJae photo shoot or help Min finish up our couple talk..darn..this is hard.
Changmin: I waited fo Jae hyung to come out of their room but Chunnie told me he left with Yunho hyung. He didn’t even kiss me goodbye.
Junsu: He tried to kiss you but you almost punch him..hahaha
DAY 100
Jaejoong: Tomorrow will be my bday and Changmin is still not talking to me. Should I just pass this day and end up in his room? Chunnie and Junsu conspire with me. They will be leaving us together tonight but I dunno about Yunnie. He is still not coming out of his room. Strange.
Changmin: Should I still play hard to get even if I miss his kisses and hugs? I bought two boxes of his fave chocolates, flowers and begged Yuchun to wrap up the boots. I should have checked it if it’s really the boots I bought or he has replaced it with something else. What if Yunho and him has plans for tonight?
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